Oh man, I’m still sick. This is so dumb. Being sick sucks, almost as much as being in insufferable heat. Put the two together and you have a pretty miserable Riley. I’ve got things to do this week, and being sick is really not gonna cut it. I think I’m going to take a zen sweatlodge approach to the situation. Well, I’m going to wear two sweatshirts and blow snot rockets until my nose bleeds or I pass out. I might not be entirely confident in what actually constitutes “Zen.”
My life has been getting muddled recently. The diet has clearly stagnated, although I’ve been getting comments from dudes who can’t quite put their finger on it, but are pretty sure I look "different." I’m still entirely unemployed, which is just starting to make me mad, and my sleep schedule is completely non-existent. As an aside, I don’t know what the proper procedure is when a dude you only kinda know says you’re getting skinnier. From experience, I can tell you that it does not involve popping your collar and awkwardly moonwalking around a corner.
This week is going to be a complete refocusing for me. I'm going to structure my day like that of a real person. This should get me eating at appropriate times, and lead to an general increase in productivity and decrease in feeling like a piece of shit. I even have a daily schedule and an itemized itinerary and everything. Well, It’s only a few items really:
1. Eat Breakfast, Asshole
2. Write, Fucker
3. Exercise, you generally handsome guy
I’m kind of banking on this being “The secret to my success.” Otherwise I’m falling back to plan C: Cat(whoa)man.
Did you guys catch the lightning storms last night? Shit was so cash. Even though all the streetwalker ladies were running for cover, I was hanging outside in the rain for a while because it felt nice, and that summer rain smell is one of the best things ever. Also, if TV has taught me anything, it’s that lightning storms indicate Quickenings, and as I didn’t see anybody else around, I’m lead to the logical conclusion that I am now the Highlander. Deal.